I repeat, nothing in my house is safe.
Do we have monsters under the bed? Nope. (I’ve checked.) Termites? No. (At least not that I know of.)
Absolutely nothing is safe from the very real possibility of showing up alongside a bar of chocolate in my next batch of photos. If scented candles, half the spices in the cupboard, or my wallet could talk, you could ask them. They’d tell you. So would the colored pencils, paired here with Sweet Riot 85% Dark Chocolate:
You’ll notice I didn’t even spare the bougainvilleas. They live outside the house.